JANUARY 20, 2025:
HARRIS: . . . Preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States.
ROBERTS: So help you God.
HARRIS: So help me God.
ROBERTS: Congratulations, um . . . Madame President.
HARRIS: Thanks. You’re under arrest.
ROBERTS: What?! You can’t do that!
HARRIS: Sure I can. You ruled a president has immunity for official acts. This is an official act. Protecting and defending the Constitution — from you. You have no immunity.
Lock him up.
ROBERTS: AAARGHHH!
HARRIS: . . . And those other five too.